Can you show me your driving license?

This is a one way traffic.
Oh I’m sorry Sir, I don’t realize it.
Don’t you see the traffic sign?
No Sir, I’m in hurry.
Well, can you show me your driving license?
I’m really sorry, I haven’t got a driving license yet.
How come?
I’m always busy doing my job, so I have no time to apply for it.
Don’t you know our office is now open on weekend?
Yes, from last year.
It’s good then; I will apply for it this weekend.
Okay, but I should give you the traffic tickets for your two mistakes today.
Two? What are they, Sir?
First, you ride on the wrong way, and second you don’t have your driving license.
Oh, I see.

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